(please read from blog entry 'Jenny' and upwards to make sense of this...)

I’m having big difficulties getting beyond 3 names for the automated checkout machines.
There’s a fourth, but for some reason, as if there’s a magic circle drawn around her, she won’t serve me.
I can’t even work out which one she is.
Sorry for the delay with this - I’ll sort it out a.s.a.p.

In the meantime, I’ll run a competition a la the village fete “Guess the name of the teddy bear”.
This one’s called “Guess the name of the automated checkout machine”.

Email with your suggestion (only one per person).
It’s 50p per entry, I’ll get the money off you next time I see you.
Rather than the money go to charity, I thought it might be a nice idea if it just went to me to spend on what I like in Somerfield.